Thursday, May 12, 2011
BREAKING NEWS: Alice Returns to Wonderland!
After her curious entrance into our world back in May of 1871 when she notoriously challenged the Red Queen to a chess game, she has returned to wonderland to what? Well, no one is exactly sure.
This time she was spotted emerging from a deep water well near the edge the Tulgey Wood.
What this means, no Wonderlandian has yet to tell, but if anyone receives anymore information, on this strange appearance, please send word to this newspaper so that the purpose behind Alice's mysterious return may be solved.